Sunday, May 4, 2008

The 2008 Taser Challenge

No more demos in the back, down one leg, or across the waist. Might as well be called FAKE from the point of view of cardiac safety.

Henceforth, for all demonstrations and training sessions and trade-show lunacy and taser-ware dingbat parties, all volunteer test firings will be done using the X26 with the barbs fired directly into the chest. And the complete 5-second cycle will be repeated four times for each subject.

And the legal release form will contain the following statement: "Tasers are perfectly safe from a cardiac point of view. Therefore, in the event of your coincidental death, Taser assumes all liability (provided you can prove a causal connection - BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA). Sign here: __________ "

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