Mission Statement - De-Spinning the Pro-Taser Propaganda

Yeah right, 'Excited Delirium' my ass...


The primary purpose of this blog is to provide an outlet for my observations and analysis about tasers, taser "associated" deaths, and the behaviour exhibited by the management, employees and minions of Taser International. In general, everything is linked back to external sources, often via previous posts on the same topic, so that readers can fact-check to their heart's content. This blog was started in late-2007 when Canadians were enraged by the taser death of Robert Dziekanski and four others in a short three month period. The cocky attitude exhibited by the Taser International spokespuppet, and his preposterous proposal that Mr. Dziekanski coincidentally died of "excited delirium" at the time of his taser-death, led me to choose the blog name I did and provides my motivation. I have zero financial ties to this issue.

Friday, April 24, 2009

"Fired for refusing taser test"

This blog is still getting an unexpectedly high number of hits on the same 'deputy refuses taser hit - fired - sues' subject. And these are, for the most part, direct landings from Google searches on these sorts of keywords.

See [LINK] regarding [LINK].

Dozens and dozens of hits over just a few days.

It is, by far, the most popular post-specific landing page on this blog.

I personally believe that all fully-brainwashed Taser Master Trainers should taser themselves directly in the chest, right across the heart.

Five times. 25+ seconds of shock within half a minute. Repeat twice weekly.

Use clip leads so you don't accidentally fire one or more taser darts up your nostrils into your brain (which, by the way, wouldn't count as an 'injury' according to the 'experts').

According to the official world-view of Taser International, it's perfectly safe to taser away on yourself (so long as you don't fall down). Maybe lie down first.

Please YouTube the results.

Such a concentrated campaign might do much to reassure the lower ranks in the Church of Taser.


Or maybe not.

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