OMG. Cityfile New York reports [LINK] that former member of Taser International's Board of Directors, and recently-convicted 8-count felon, has undergone an incredible physical transformation. He's shaved off the trademark mustache, and it looks like he has lost some weight. Good so far.
Now, what's with all the booze and the sword? An all-liquid diet can certainly cause weight loss. Are convicted felons permitted to have weapons (such as swords)? Booze, more booze and a sword - geesh - what could possibly go wrong with that? It could all end in an ugly taser incident. And that would be way too much irony even for this observer.
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