What's the "Taser taser taser" death rate?

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Just the threat of a jolt stopped a man in his tracks. A Salt Lake City police officer couldn't catch up to a 32-year-old man until he yelled, "Taser, Taser, Taser." Police said the suspect suddenly threw himself on the ground and surrendered Wednesday. [LINK]

Hmmm...

According to Taser's world-view, there should be exactly as much risk of death from having the police officer yell "Taser taser taser" at you, as there would be from a full-on, multiple X26 tasering across your chest.

Well, the man in the above story was lucky I guess. He survived the acoustical attack unscathed.

Perhaps it's a good thing that they don't yell "Taser taser taser taser taser taser taser taser TASER!" at suspects because then the verbiage-associated death rate might well skyrocket.

{ROLLS EYES}